Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.
OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls
by JLM982 January 16, 2011
A suburban town located at the Southern most point of Middlesex County, New Jersey. Used to be a pretty quiet, calm place to live until a fuck ton of people started moving in and now they can't figure out where to put anybody. The traffic is horrible and despite the strain on the roads, they keep building a shit ton of houses because hey, the more property tax revenue the better right? There is virtually nothing to do in this strange town of approximately 44,000 people. The entire lifeblood of the town is essentially its "great school system", which pretty much consists of a couple of elementary schools, an overcrowded middle school which has now resorted to trailers, in which the residents rejected a referendum to expand and/or build a new middle school TWICE, and also a huge ass high school, which in reality still isn't big enough to support the number of new kids being enrolled every year. The high school pretty much consists of your average stuck up, preppy suburban white boy/white girl assholes who smoke pot and juul in the bathrooms. They think they're gangsters and think that Jamesburg is "the hood". Alongside them are the minorities, AKA asian, latino, and blacks who are in very small numbers compared to essentially 50% white, 49% indian and 1% other minorities.
Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.
All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
Everyone pretty much smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck.
All in all, a great place to live if you're willing to put up with the day-to-day faggotry/degeneracy.
by The cheeesze bandit March 23, 2019
The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.
Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"
Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"
by Pissed off student. May 11, 2012
A safe-haven for rich white children who want to act like they live the lives of black kids in the projects without having to worry about the crime or poverty. Ironically, the local police also use this as an excuse for their behavior. Also good for popping your cherry before being a teenager or not having to leave school grounds for drugs. The school system frowns upon this behavior by demoting high school teachers who fuck their students to middle school teaching positions.
Girl 1: I'm really worried this tampon is gonna break my hymen
Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you
Girl 2: You're from Ocean Township. You're hymen broke when you fucked that teacher in middle school right after you bought weed from the white kid with a gold chain at the locker next to you
by mythbuster521 January 2, 2010
noun.
Township located in New Jersey.
-One of many places in the world that you will find a bunch of strip malls, 2 movie theatres, corrupt politicians, high taxes, pot heads, crazy traffic on the pike, million dollar mansions, crazy cops, drug addicts, slutty teens, gold diggers, a few run down houses and drug dealers. Many of the people in township are of Italian descent so if you visit here expect over a dozen of pizzerias and small restaurants. The best pizzerias are Tony Sopranos and Sal's. Franks is good too but mostly everyone goes there for the buffalo wing pizza. 5% of the population is Black and there are many Hispanic and Asian families moving here so diversity is easy to find and there is at least one minority family in every neighborhood depending on where you live.
Township as the locals call it, is home to one of the biggest high schools, WTHS which is hell to many students and is overcrowded. Fights are common in this school, although not common as it used to be. Some of the fights are either over drugs, girls, or racial tensions between blacks and whites. The sports teams are good but the boys teams rarely win championships in basketball or football, while the girls dominate at soccer, basketball, and field hockey.
The hangout spots here are Fuddruckers, Franks Pizza, the movie theatres, the park, high school football games, and club wawa near shoprite and pnc bank. Although Fuddruckers make crappy burgers, the parking lot is the best place to host car shows and show off your ride. TWP also has a few lakes to swim in, most are manmade and dirty so its best to swim in your own pool.
This is one of the safest places to live in South Jersey and most of the crime usually happens from the younger high school students and college students at parties. If you throw a party in township, expect your party to get trashed by a gang of thugs or wanna be G's. The girls here are the hottest and most of them are too hard to get with and theres alot of sluts. Girls start having sex as early as age 12. The cops show up at mostly every party that is thrown either because someone cant handle their liquor and starts a fight, or the kids are distracting neighbors. The police also dont show up very often on the roads in the daytime but at night theyre always up to something. If you get pulled over, dont talk back or expect a ticket or an ass whooping. Some people around twp. act ghetto while others are either very nice or stuck up rich. The only semi-hood part is Birches West which is known for drug busts and out of control parties.
Overall, township is the place to be.
Township located in New Jersey.
-One of many places in the world that you will find a bunch of strip malls, 2 movie theatres, corrupt politicians, high taxes, pot heads, crazy traffic on the pike, million dollar mansions, crazy cops, drug addicts, slutty teens, gold diggers, a few run down houses and drug dealers. Many of the people in township are of Italian descent so if you visit here expect over a dozen of pizzerias and small restaurants. The best pizzerias are Tony Sopranos and Sal's. Franks is good too but mostly everyone goes there for the buffalo wing pizza. 5% of the population is Black and there are many Hispanic and Asian families moving here so diversity is easy to find and there is at least one minority family in every neighborhood depending on where you live.
Township as the locals call it, is home to one of the biggest high schools, WTHS which is hell to many students and is overcrowded. Fights are common in this school, although not common as it used to be. Some of the fights are either over drugs, girls, or racial tensions between blacks and whites. The sports teams are good but the boys teams rarely win championships in basketball or football, while the girls dominate at soccer, basketball, and field hockey.
The hangout spots here are Fuddruckers, Franks Pizza, the movie theatres, the park, high school football games, and club wawa near shoprite and pnc bank. Although Fuddruckers make crappy burgers, the parking lot is the best place to host car shows and show off your ride. TWP also has a few lakes to swim in, most are manmade and dirty so its best to swim in your own pool.
This is one of the safest places to live in South Jersey and most of the crime usually happens from the younger high school students and college students at parties. If you throw a party in township, expect your party to get trashed by a gang of thugs or wanna be G's. The girls here are the hottest and most of them are too hard to get with and theres alot of sluts. Girls start having sex as early as age 12. The cops show up at mostly every party that is thrown either because someone cant handle their liquor and starts a fight, or the kids are distracting neighbors. The police also dont show up very often on the roads in the daytime but at night theyre always up to something. If you get pulled over, dont talk back or expect a ticket or an ass whooping. Some people around twp. act ghetto while others are either very nice or stuck up rich. The only semi-hood part is Birches West which is known for drug busts and out of control parties.
Overall, township is the place to be.
by t dubba u p August 14, 2009
A suburb of Pittsburgh, PA. People are pretty snobby and think they are the shit, and that they are richer than they actually are. It's still pretty beat though. PTHS has an amazing student section, and pretty good sports teams. There are parties every weekend that are pretty dec. Peters kids know how to have a sweet time.
by Urban Dictionary November 17, 2005
An institution with enough money to build a Colosseum and call it the gym, stock the halls with Vitamen Water vending machines, and have flat screen tvs on the walls to every class. But not enough money to give the band kids lockers at the beginning of the school year.
It also has a history of letting kids who get in trouble off the hook very easily.
The kids have nicer cars then the teachers.
It also has a history of letting kids who get in trouble off the hook very easily.
The kids have nicer cars then the teachers.
by a.c.i.d October 10, 2009