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toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!
by Telephony February 12, 2015
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Towlin'

A generell state of weariness, after exhausting activities like smokin' Weed or generell leack of sleep.

In reference to a Popular southpark Character.
"My mans spliffed' to many Woods, Now he's towlin'."

"This guy is lookin' towly, he need some sleep!"

"Yo he mad towlin'."
by Drizzy n´Melo December 8, 2020
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paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)
Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!
by Telephony January 5, 2014
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disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
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Townie

In America, a townie is a person who has lived in a small town for his or her entire life. Often proud of that fact, townies take great interest in every detail of change in their home turf. Notable characteristics include: making fun of places they've never been (and probably will never go), remembering what used to be where that new building is, and getting fat after high school.
Townie: "Things haven't been the same around here since they built that hotel where the old hardware store used to be."
by Alligator Fuck Master February 18, 2008
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Toolie

A name many rappers use to call a gun
“I pull up with scooby, he grippin that toolie”
by ImTxger_ May 23, 2018
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toliet Nazi

Some assclown who leaves only a couple of little pieces on the roll of bungwipe (just enough to cover the merferator) so that when you go to wipe, there isn't another roll and your fingers are subsequently besmudged with feces.
Son of a bitch motherfucker cocksucker! The last one that used the head was a toliet Nazi so I had to rip the roller towel down and wipe my bunghole off with that!
by Telephony December 31, 2013
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