A woman takes a tin of red bull,turns it upside down and places a squash ball in the indentation. She then places this up her vagina using the tin to push it all the way up. She then lies on her back with her legs spread and shoots the ball as far as possible.
"Hey Cindy, this party is boring"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"
"I know Amy, maybe we should have a Sacramento squash tourny to get the party started?"
"That's a great idea!"
by Stevo_Brill June 1, 2015
Get the Sacramento squash tourny mug.This interesting last name applies to people who are extremely wesome and good at tuba. They are quite the charmers and wicked smaht. Most Tourtellots reside in Pepperell, Massachusetts although there are various Tourtellots throughout the world. Tourtellots enjoy music and friends and are known for their witty sense of humor, their individualistic beliefs and actions, and their widely accepting mindset.
Kid 1: Dude, that kid's wicked good at tuba!
Kid 2: Maybe he's a Tourtellot.
Fred Phelps: I'm mad cool and gay people suck. God doesn't approve of--
Tourtellot: *beats up*
Tourtellot: Sorry.
Robot 1: NM iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we're so c00l!!1
Robot 2: I kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
Tourtellot: Stop being robots! Be yourself.
Kid 2: Maybe he's a Tourtellot.
Fred Phelps: I'm mad cool and gay people suck. God doesn't approve of--
Tourtellot: *beats up*
Tourtellot: Sorry.
Robot 1: NM iz such a grate skool, i luv how every1 iz lik teh same we're so c00l!!1
Robot 2: I kno me too omg i hav dat shurt!
Tourtellot: Stop being robots! Be yourself.
by Haha guess. January 18, 2009
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by JSOhio February 15, 2019
Get the Horty Torty mug.Tourtext Syndrome affects the majority of youth culture, as well as cool hipsters as old as Jack Nicholson. It is characterized by texttics, which are texts "that occur intermittently and unpredictably within a body of normal texting." Tourtext's occur quite frequently, when one is either inebriated or half-asleep. These texttics frequently include obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks (AKA: coprolalia texting)
Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:
1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.
Sub-category of tourtext syndrome:
1. Oversext: marked by non-stop sexttics to both interested and/or offended parties.
I was falling in love with my newest Internet boyfiend/girlfriend until I realized, after our first date, that he/she has Tourtext Syndrome.
When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.
UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3
When the texts started coming in, I thought they were "normal" sexting. However, within minutes, non-stop profanity flowed into my cellphone. Six months later, I now realize that unlike other text conditions, the only cure for tourtext syndrome is to change my cell number, and I vow to never give the new number to my online lovers in the future!!! As a result of such inappropriate behavior, I was forced to break up the relationship.
UPDATE: 2 hours later: it's me again, I missed the connection with "B," so we are once again a happy couple. I actually NO longer mind Tourtext Syndrome. In fact, "B" had me at,"XxX" No ones perfect! "B's" my Mr. Darcy! <3
by BrunoNYLA September 14, 2009
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Where is Touriye?
Touriye had better be in full fancy dress tonight?
Did Touriye have her head bitten off last night?
Someone buried Touriye alive but I dug her up and gave her mouth to mouth
Touriye had better be in full fancy dress tonight?
Did Touriye have her head bitten off last night?
Someone buried Touriye alive but I dug her up and gave her mouth to mouth
by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011
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1. Well struck golf shot
Noun.
2. Golfer with outstanding abilities
Both instances come from "tour", which refers to the professional golf tours.
1. Well struck golf shot
Noun.
2. Golfer with outstanding abilities
Both instances come from "tour", which refers to the professional golf tours.
1. Wow, that's toury, he hit it to 2 feet.
2. John is super toury, he just won the club championship.
2. John is super toury, he just won the club championship.
by Guhan June 22, 2011
Get the toury mug.Where should I start, touraya, one of the best existence in the world. If you have her,you own the world, she is the definition of kindness, support and Giving.
If touraya is in your life, then the universe has given you love and luck, you are god's favorite if touraya ever said she loves you, she is so pure, she doesn't like lying because she doesn't know how to lie, she's soft she can't get why people are abusive or even treats you good for their rights, she's not like others, she's special .
She interacts and reacts so purely, she's like books, <<I am friends with everyone but little of them knows my value.>>
If touraya is in your life, then the universe has given you love and luck, you are god's favorite if touraya ever said she loves you, she is so pure, she doesn't like lying because she doesn't know how to lie, she's soft she can't get why people are abusive or even treats you good for their rights, she's not like others, she's special .
She interacts and reacts so purely, she's like books, <<I am friends with everyone but little of them knows my value.>>
by Elma Maha. November 21, 2021
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