tourniquet 

One of the best heavy metal bands ever. By the way, they are not grind/grundge... the first 3 records were thrash, the 4th one was hard rock and they went back to play heavy stuff in the 21st century.

I can't way for a new Tourniquet album!

tourniquet by popol April 27, 2005

Tourniquet Twister 

When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to remove the venom from a snakebite.

"My girlfriend is into strange stuff. last night she gave me a tourniquet twister."
"Wow dude that's great."

Tourniquet Twister by zyxNONYMOUS June 13, 2009

Tourniquet Resistant Patient 

A tourniquet resistant patient (TRP) that is so morbidly obese that a pneumatic tourniquet, despite the highest safe setting, will not be able to adequately restrict blood flow to the extremity to allow bloodless surgery. The sheer girth of the extremity precludes effective tourniquet use.

I wouldn't be so confident. Just looking at this patient's leg makes me think she is a Tourniquet Resistant Patient. You'll be awash in blood despite the tourniquet. Good luck my friend.

Tourniquet Resistant Patient by ohal0012 April 25, 2021

Tourniquet & Co 

A group consisting of Paul, Keith, Evan, Nick, Ashlea, Liz, Vito, Peej, Pat, Kyle, Aurora, Sarah.

They OWN the Meteora board on the Linkin Park forum, and are not liked by many. (although everyone is just jealous)

To recognise a T&C member in the LPMB, their sig will usually contain "Official Member of Tourniquet & Co" BUT BEWARE OF POSERS.

Herby is the most obviously jealous, and really wants to join T&C. He is their slave.

Person 1: "omg look that persons in tourniquet & co"
Person 2: "omg i wish i was that cool"
Moderator (who actually wishes they were cool enough to be in T&C) : "Tourniquet & Co are not cool, I'll ban them ALL if you don't shut your mouth!"
Tourniquet & Co Member: "Suicide is the only option for all of you."
Forum members: "OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY AHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU LET ME JOIN TOURNIQUET & CO"
Moderator: "OMGZ BANNED."

Tourniquet & Co by Legend May 31, 2004

tourniquet putt

A Disc Golf term describing a putt that could or does “stop the bleeding” of a series of bad events during a round.

“John made a nice putt to get off the bogey train. It was definitely definitely a tourniquet putt.”

tourniquet putt by Disc Golf Kyle February 15, 2020

sex tourniquet

A wedding ring. Implying that sex will end or at least be decreased in regularity following marriage.

Damn, I think I left my sex tourniquet on the nightstand before I went out. God, I my wife doesn't come home early.

sex tourniquet by Call Me Ishmael September 6, 2007

Popping my tourniquet

When somebody really gets on your nerves, often by overstepping their bounds.

That new girl comes in here and acts like she knows everything better than we do. She is really popping my tourniquet!

Popping my tourniquet by Laprecia November 1, 2017