touchess

A hebrew slang for ass

Mostly used by ashkenazi jewish old granparents
Also Rebeccas' mom on Crazy ex girlfriend uses it occasionaly

Old jewish grandma: Get your touchess over here you lazy lazy girl!

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day

On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!

Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”

by avaclose November 13, 2020

Touches kids

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

Bum Touchers

The blue gloves that firefighters and paramedics put on when waking up passed out bums in public places.

I think this guy pissed his pants. Better put on the bum touchers.

by David Laburglier February 23, 2009

bed touchers

Breasts so large that when the woman lies down, her boobs flop and touch the bed

When you see a woman you say "Look at those bed touchers"

by SSSSkip August 16, 2007

Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl

Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids

by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009

stick touches the fire

during sex when the dudes cock gains, erm, entry...need I say anymore?

"did the stick touch the fire last nite?"
"you mean did they f*ck? For sure. She's a proper nympho!"

by chaz17 July 14, 2005