child toucher

that guy has a child toucher mustache, he must be a child toucher
by clubpenguinluvr123 March 22, 2016
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kid toucher

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.
by Professor Precious March 05, 2015
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toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
by Shoogy September 25, 2015
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gutter toucher

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.
Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas
by DS.Roach September 10, 2020
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wall toucher

Used a insult for super nerds that have the communication skills of a paper bag. They walk down hallways with one hand always resting on the wall, and do not make eye contact with other humans.
Friend 1: Hey do you know Steve the new computer technician?

Friend 2: Oh you mean the wall toucher?
by xx7 July 09, 2020
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nerd toucher

A pejorative term for an entitled tech worker, used to highlight both the nerdy/gadget-fetishizing and pompous aspects of the individual's character. Especially applicable to tech workers who forget—or are unable—to recognize the big, big world beyond their tiny bubble-lives.
Did you see that guy wearing Google Glass at the hip-hop show? What a fuckin' nerd toucher.

I love driving down to San Jose, but go to the wrong bar and you find yourself mobbed by startup bros pitching their worthless products at each other. Fuckin' nerd touchers.
by Ollle August 19, 2013
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Dude Toucher

Dude Toucher - a male with an accelerated need for social acceptance; thus resulting in the compulsion for continuous male contact during social events : ie. drinking
That Dude Toucher keeps trying to touch me while im drinking my tasty brew.
by Beef n Cheese April 07, 2006
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