touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.

Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score

by JBones751 November 30, 2009

tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth

"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"

by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017

Swedish touchdown

Another word for a shit

Jessica:yo yi george what u at
George:just takin a swedish touchdown

by Alan coolguywick March 28, 2018

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

Cincinnati Touchdown

When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.

Hey guys look Jeff is asleep. I'm gonna Cincinnati Touchdown him.

by Frankfurt The Cat December 17, 2017

touchdown

The act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

Huzzah! Dudes, guess who just mede a touchdown!

by Simon May 2, 2006

touchdown

to arrive, to pull up, to pop out, to slide, to roll through, to display one's presence

when I touchdown, all my dawgs come out when the sun down - YELLO DICAPRIO

by benedict chan June 12, 2021