A word Derived from france origionally used in sword fighting meaning "Good Parry" Which is now more commonly used as a word meaning "good Comeback" or "Well Returned"
Subject 1: I fucked your mom
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché
Subject 2: I fucked your Dad
Subject 1: I fucked your sister
Subject 2: I fucked your sister mother and father simultaniously while your dog licked my ass
Subject 1: Touché sir Touché
by Ashphamy April 4, 2009
Get the Touché mug. Buttercup : I don't wear a wig!
Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.
Buttercup :Touché.
Woman : It's on the internet so you know it's true.
Buttercup :Touché.
by Qazxcvbnmlpoiuytrewsdfghjk February 18, 2017
Get the Touchémug. A fancy word used by people who think they know something. It means "a good comeback" or a.k.a. burn!
by IWasBilbo May 26, 2014
Get the Touchémug. 1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.
2. a common reference to Family Guy
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
Get the touché salesmanmug. used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person
Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche
Dan: Touché douche
by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016
Get the touché douchemug. Touché bitch-I fucked my girlfriends best friend but she got me back by fucking my best friend but there’s nothing you can do, so you stay together!
by Teddy Bears October 23, 2018
Get the Touché Bitchmug. Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 11, 2011
Get the touché salesmanmug.