total

The sound that is registered by drunk persons when another person with a large penis is urinating, within earshot, into a water filled standard toilet. In this manner small penises produce a different sound. Piddle.
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by f*ckoffseegulls January 10, 2005
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totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
by gtbarry September 21, 2008
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totals

(adverb)

means complete, whole or entirely. Short form of the word "totally. Handy when messaging or texting to save keystrokes.
Dude: "Dude, check out the body on that chick!"

Other Dude: "Totals hot!"
by gtbarry August 07, 2008
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totalled

To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair
This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)
by Martin George September 24, 2004
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totaled

Beyond repair or not worth repairing.
After hitting the tree, the car was totaled. Well, maybe it could have been put on the road again, but the insurance adjuster wouldn't authorize the payment.
by Bob Lipton September 01, 2003
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totally

wordValley Girl/word Speak that means "Of course!"
You coming to my party?
Like, totally!
by Anonymous August 09, 2003
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totaled

A insurance term that describes the condition of a damaged car when the cost to repair the damage exceeds the actual appraised value of the vehicle.
A '03 BMW X3 that gets ripped in half by a dumptruck would be considered "totaled". An '87 Nova that has a cracked windshield would also be considered "totaled."
by Pigeon McNugget October 08, 2003
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