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Tostito Dandruff

Similar to regular dandruff, tiny bits of Tostitos on your shirt, belly, or whatever you are eating Tostitos over. This ugly stuff is a major design flaw in the Tostitos branded chip and a few other chip brands.

Can also be spelt as Tostito's Dandruff, Tostitos' Dandruff, Tostitos's Dandruff, or Tostitos Dandruff
Person 1: Can I have some Tostitos?
Person 2: No, you always get Tostito Dandruff all over my house.
Person 1: K den
by Detective Kank January 2, 2019
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tostiprute

A word originating in Lancaster, California meaning a cheap, masculine, hermaphroditic prostitute dressed as a woman.

It is commonly used as an insult or a means to describe anyone/ anything similar to a tostiprute such as a very ugly whore, a transvestite prostiture (for which the proper term is trostipute), an excedingly masculine woman, etc. rather than its official meaning.
Kevin took that five dollars and bought himself a tostiprute!

Man, she looks like a frikkin tostiprute!
by Marlon the PiGGuin December 14, 2006
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This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
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Tostitos

a cool chip
that get's eaten
but is still mad cool!
oohh my god! i love hat tostitos!
by ToStiTo'sz December 15, 2007
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testigina

Whoa. That dude probably has a testigina
by Stupid-defs January 30, 2009
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Testigravitingleitis

The tingling sensation a male feels in his testicles when rapidly dropping in altitude.
"When I went on the High Drop at Knottsberry Farm I got insane Testigravitingleitis."
by Damienas May 5, 2014
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tostie

A toasted sandwich with cheese and ham, often eaten at lunch with your fellow scout leaders when the person who had to get the lunch ran out of inspiration.
lazy scout leader: I could'nt find the 'brie', so I got tosties.
Others: Damm you, we've been eating those for the last weeks now!
Vegetarian scout leader: Can I finally have one WITHOUT any ham!?
Derpenstein-Scout leader: I think Tim will be first again!
Others: Shut up! We're In a lunch-crisis here!
by De Rosser February 18, 2014
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