tosser

ok, here's the true explanation:

while the word wanker is a more general and term for expressing disdain for somebody, the word tosser describes a person with a tendency to show off or brag in an excessive and embarrassing way.

or someone whose explanation of a word consists solely of another synonym.

"well at first i thought this guy delivers, but in the end he was just another tosser."

A asks: hey, what does tosser mean?
B answers: duh, it means: wanker.
A thinks: what a tosser.
B thinks: damn, i'm smart...

;-)

by klugscheisser August 1, 2007

salad tosser

Some who licks the outside and inside of an asshole.

Eric is a salad tosser!

by orphic December 5, 2002

dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves

1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf

by trotscrot July 1, 2008

A - Tosser

someone who tosses off - another name for a Wanker (one who suffers from chronic masturbation)

You Tosser - (You Wanker)
A Tosser - (A Wanker)

by Urbanite September 3, 2005

Tosser in Tin-Foil

The antonym of 'Knight in Shining Armour'.

The Guy that every girls wishes would go away.

I thought that he was my night in Shining armour... Turns out he was only a tosser in tin-foil :(

by Walking Encyclopaedia March 19, 2011

salad tosser

SALAD TOSSER ( P ) Pronunciation Key (saled tôser)
v. salad tossed, salad toss·ing, salad toss·es
v. tr.
1.The art of eating ass.
2.To agitate ones rectal with tongue
3.Anal fellatio
4.Tongue lashing someones poophole

"He bends over as he/she tosses his salad"

"OMG! That chick ate my ass for hours, she's an awesome salad tosser"

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

Plate tosser

A plate tosser is a rarely used "derogatory" term towards Asians. It refers to the idea that Asians name their kids by throwing plates down the stairs and seeing what sound they make.

Example of a plate tosser name: Ching Chong Ding

by WTF;POPTART?* January 5, 2009