Tortellini dick

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.

Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"

by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

Torvill

To slip, slide and generally fall ungracefully on a surface, usually ice.

After Jayne Torvill, the British ice dancer who, with her skating partner Christopher Dean, won a gold medal at the 1984 Winter Olympics.

Melanie: Doing a Torvill down Grenfell is not my idea of fun! (Facebook)

by Knavesdied February 9, 2009

zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god

“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me

by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021

Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020

Tortellini

A delicious ring shaped pasta usually filled with parmesan cheese. Can be served with marinara sauce or the more popular cream sauce (which was extra creamy the last time you had it because you didn't tip the waiter well enough the time before. you cheap bastard).

Johnny: "I'm gonna get me some tortellini."
Janet: "Didn't you say it tasted like semen last time?"
Johnny: "Yeah, but I kinda liked it."

by CharlieCatt June 22, 2008

Tortellini-ass bitch

Cum fag

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch

by BIGG D February 4, 2022

torelle

a beautiful smart girl. someone who will always be there when you need her. she's usually hardworking and quick thinking. she's also one of the funniest people you'll ever meet.

"Yo did you see Torelle at that party? She was making everyone laugh!"

by Daxal Siczod September 24, 2016