testicular torsion

When a man's testicals become twisted, cutting off the flow of blood to the testicals. Prolonged testicular torsion can result in the death of the testical itself.

"OMFG, this torsion hurts!"
"I need a doctor to fix my testicular torsion"

by hussad October 17, 2004

Testicular torsion

When the spermatic cord connecting your testes to your body is twisted; cutting off blood flow and resulting in excruciating pain, and if left untreated, testicular death.

Jack: “Oh... fuck man it feels like I’m gonna give birth to my ballsack”

Sam: I’d see a doctor bro. You might have a testicular torsion

by Zamperinio February 3, 2018

trousi

legwarmers, buttcover, name for trousers north of england with one leg,

Angus woke after a nights heavy drinking and exclaimed........i canni get ma foot oout ma trousi!

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

torusbae

an amazing & attractive person.

I’d die to be torusbae mutual!
torusbae is so hot!
torusbae and Tooru Oikawa would be a great couple!

by torusbae March 26, 2021

torusbae

One of my mutuals. We simp over the same person.

“Hey do you know Torusbae?”

“Yeah that hot seggsy beautiful amazing fantastic person? I’m mutuals with them. 😎”

by fatfuckingbitch April 4, 2021

dickular torsion

(n.) It's like a purple nurple for your penis.

My wife was pissed at me last night... dickular torsion was the punishment that ensued.

by BigW777 November 21, 2015

Testicular Torsion

A painful phenomenon where the bloodflow to a testicle is cut off due to the bloodstream to the testicle getting twisted which can lead to the testicle being amputated. it is also God's compensation for giving women periods

Someone: "Hey god, Isn't it unfair that women have to go through these painful periods every month?"
God: "Well, I guess to make it fair men will now live in fear of testicular torsion happening to them"

by hentailover696969 July 27, 2023