by djdannyd June 04, 2015
by CGK May 12, 2009
by tinyhole August 21, 2012
by cyantific August 11, 2008
by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004
Stalker slang for someone who has been successfully intimidated into confining themself to their home, venturing out rarely, like a tortoise sticking their head out of its shell.
My ex-partner is such a tortoise, I wait outside their house for days and never see them until they dash out for groceries. Job done.
by motormind May 31, 2015
the act of sex between older persons and those specifically those who have suffered hip replacements or other movement difficulties. Tortoising can involve the use of a zimmer frame to create the shell in particularly active relationships.
by gurgi July 13, 2009