Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019

Wet tortilla

A sexual position which is performed when a man stretches his shorn scrotum over the nose and mouth of his partner causing a damp, smooth texture similar to that of a wet tortilla.

I almost killed her with a wet tortilla.

by Dgalactic June 10, 2009

Tortellini

Tortellini is the archdemon of the seventh circle of hell.

Beware for Tortellini is the most powerful of the archdemons.

by Thoulur January 16, 2019

Tortilla Slap

Method of discipline involving folding a flour tortilla into thirds and lightly slapping child on the face.

Leaves no marks but a bruised psyche.

He was throwing a tantrum so I tortilla slapped him.

"Why is he acting so good today?"

"I gave him a pre-emptive tortilla slap before we came over"

by BAMF_Parent January 15, 2010

Torticulate

Torticulate- To grasp or grope firmly in ones hands in an odd manor and to rub and/or jab aggressively with the fingertips to excite for no obvious reason.

As i strolled along the dark long path i cam upon a long spongy mushroom in which i began to torticulate for my own dark pleasures

by Bulletm134 February 27, 2015

Tortilla Hips

Tortilla hips is a rather unfortunate condition that usually strikes women after pregnancy. Once attractive, hourglass figures develop love handles. Women with carb heavy diets such as Mexican and Italian cuisine are at increased risk for tortilla hips.

Jackson: hey bro what happened to that 10/10 chick Veronica?

Dillon: she had a kid and started eating, caught some tortilla hips.

Jackson: gross.

by Great Seany January 17, 2017

Toriel

A goat mom, the most accidently killed thing in the history of games!

OMFG I KILLED GOAT MAMA TORIEL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by DJFleischman September 24, 2019