Tort

An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.

"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."

by czvezda October 21, 2012

Tort

A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.

Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.

by DCONZ January 12, 2010

Tort

Short for tortellini. Created By Mrs Berrigan's class advisory of 2020-2021.

Ima Tort; Jimmy Tort, Billy Tort, Suzzy Tort; I love tort. TORT TORT TORT!

by FLYINGLLAMA8346 November 12, 2020

tort

Short for "tortellini".

The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

TORT

WEED, GREENS, GANJA

Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!

by TortMaster October 23, 2011

Tort

A mean prostitute.

'That one's a total tort, she works a clip-joint!'

by Londheart January 6, 2021

Tort

Another way of calling someone fat. Tort is short for the spanish word "Torta" which is food.

Dang that girl is cute but too bad shes a tort

by Lawlerskater88 November 28, 2009