pink torpedo

A penis.

"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"

by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003

Houdini Torpedo

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.

Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I

by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

Double Torpedo

The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"

by Ginge the Baron October 28, 2008

Toked Out

When you are high as hell

Look at that bitch! He's Toked Out!!

by Dwhacko February 11, 2008

jalapeno torpedo

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

torpedo's touch

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

by l1111on April 24, 2017

torbed

"Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.

Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"

by knuschprig October 14, 2023