Lukas : Mmmmm! You like it when I caress your hair in torskerogns slim don't you!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
Louise : Oh Lukas you're making my head slimy!
Lukas : Well lucky for you I have another can of torskerogns slim!
Louise : Oh Baby Fuck Me!
Nikolai : Wow looks like Lukas just made Louise open her torskerogns slim again!
Lukas : Ohhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Nikolai : God Damn put that thing away!
by bleachedgum April 14, 2021
Get the torskerogns slim mug.The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.
Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days
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Ezekiel 25:17
"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."
"The path of Tombsteak is beset on all sides by the jealousy of men and the cooters of hot babes. Blessed is Tombsteak who, in the name of porking and blumpkins, shepards hot babes through his front door and into his sex chamber, for he is truely the king of sex, and the finder of chix. And Tombsteak will strike down upon thee with long fingers and furious erections, and you will know his name is Tombsteak when he does a backflip and lays his blue vein sausage into your mom."
by Leomard Sportsinterviews October 28, 2004
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by Jim Torbett February 28, 2015
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Person 1: "Did you get that link to that sexy Torksmith story I sent you?"
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
Person 2: "I did. It was the steamiest fanfiction I've read in a while."
by Psychedelic Dreamer February 9, 2014
Get the Torksmith mug."Being Torbed" is a humorous term used in the business world to describe someone being expelled or removed from a team due to insufficient performance. The expression is derived from the name "Torben" and signifies the act of exiting a project or team, often due to lack of skills or commitment.
Simon: "Did you hear? Torben got torbed."
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"
Lucas: "I hope I don't get torbed. I'll work hard to make sure it doesn't happen!"
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