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topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.
by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007
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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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gone topside

So many of us have already gone topside
by TGKF March 27, 2003
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topside mob

a fucking lit ass rap group with songs like "thug it out"
Topside Mob is going to be better than trippie redd
by QuietKiller457 May 16, 2018
mugGet the topside mobmug.

topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011
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Still Topside

That guy tried to claim his mom had died, but she’s still topside.
by Quantum leaps September 23, 2021
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Flopsy mopsy topside pony

When longish hair is worn in a ponytail on the top of the head so that it looks like a mop and flops around.
The girl flounced over to her friends wearing her flopsy mopsy topside pony like a school yard name badge.
by Sammie75 March 7, 2020
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