Toping

Toping, Short for Isotoping, is the act of illegally enriching uranium, often with the goal of selling it to terrorist countries. It is becoming a teen craze, comparable to drug use, with students bragging to each other about how much nuclear material they "toped" the night before.

Person 1: Hey, you coming to Mike's Toping party tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be awesome - You got any safety goggles? I left mine at Sam's house last week.

by Blobby101 February 26, 2011

Topee

Head apparel enthusiast, total playa and overall badass. Expert driver but can pilot if necessary. Enjoys excessive speed. Knows importance of Bros before Hoes. Good in bed. However, shit at pool.

Oii slow down, you are driving like a topee

by #bigdickedzak July 21, 2013

topes

Someone who is jacked and tan.

Wow that kid is mad topes.

by Philbertos April 6, 2008

topeness

A major aspect of driving in Mexico, where large speed bumps — called "topes" — frequently appear in the middle of a major road, often without any sign or other warning.

The topeness of the Transpeninsular is really killing my Mazda — I think I lost the muffler in in San Vicente.

by Inkmine June 26, 2007

topes

Darlo street slang - short for totes inappropes which is of course short for "totally inappropriate".

As in "The party was topes because people stripped their clothes off at the door."

by Cozza999 June 22, 2009

Topes

A mix between Totally and Dope.

Friend: That backflip was Topes!

by NettiConfetti September 26, 2010

Tope

To poke someone with your toe

I was watching a movie and my cat was on my foot, it got annoying after awhile so I toped it.

by Roastmasters August 10, 2009