Toploader

somebody who puts all the weed/cannabis in there end of the spliff/joint

You tight arse you've toploaded the spliff

by Dicko December 9, 2004

Toploader

A term used for describing a hand job where the females fingers are placed around the males penis with her palm on the bellend.

*Similar to how you would hold a gear stick*

Commonly seen in nightclubs

"That fat bird gave me a toploader at the side of the dancefloor last night, I jizzed in her hand and she had to leave."

by BlGBUCK August 5, 2009

toploader

prankster placing a fresh turd in the cistern of an adversary, then letting it fester unhindered

'I hear that dude is the phantom Toploader'

by marco2000 April 27, 2006

toploaded

A game scoring mechanic based around the premise that the values are derived in such a fashion that they always go against the desires of one Mark Cooper.

"Mike fuck off you prick, you only won because the scores on this game are toploaded!"

by RossocolesTheSecond July 19, 2018

Toploader

a dick with the bollocks on the top (offensive)

That guys (got) a toploader

by xander February 3, 2004

toplaoder

a shady pugchatter of meglomormorhical pysic performances

oh look there goes max i see him he mite die soon from alcohol addictiionhes cool.

by The Trooper May 28, 2004