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tootin' to the pros

Another name for a prostitute, or someone who acts or dresses like a tramp.
She looks like she's tootin' to the pros!
by The Original Starbuck April 20, 2009
mugGet the tootin' to the prosmug.

tootin season

when everybody have sex
a certain period of time!

when a lot of people are gettin it in!
Billy: was up girl?
jen: nuffin im chillin
billy: lemme smash
jen: so what its tootin season.

hahaha
by shortyonion May 1, 2008
mugGet the tootin seasonmug.

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.
1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"
by Mark Howell May 5, 2008
mugGet the mootin' tootin'mug.

vladimier tootin

Russian president who has eaten to much taco bell and has a series case of tootin and is mentally gay and is sexually confused
man, I just Vladimier tootin.
by Bornkl snort April 28, 2017
mugGet the vladimier tootinmug.

darn tootin

A redneck's way of saying coolio.
Bobby Joe: "Did you see that tractor?"
Billy Ray: "Yup, it was darn tootin"
by Staffetkongen March 11, 2016
mugGet the darn tootinmug.

darn tootin

A phrase that 99 year old men use when describing a "fine young thing"
Adjective.
"Ricky Bob was that pretty young thing fly?"
"Darn tootin! Der ol' Bobby Rick!"
by Meeka! January 5, 2009
mugGet the darn tootinmug.

tootin' flute

Performing oral sex on a man, giving him a 'blowjob'.
by BexT April 20, 2008
mugGet the tootin' flutemug.

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