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Tongan

The name given to a native of The Kingdom of Tonga, the only Pacific Island nation never to have been conquered or colonized by another country. A very proud people, with a very rich culture & history, that could be shown to the world if there weren't so many idiots among them that seem to think that they are better than anyone else. Many claim to be Christian, but by the the way they write on this website, it's very hard to believe. They are part of Polynesia which include all the nations from Hawai'i in the north, down toNew Zealand to the south & across to Easter Island in the east. Once the centre of a great Pacific empire that included Samoa, Rarotonga, The Marquesas Islands, Southern Fiji, & as far west as the Islands of Ouvea & Futuna in New Caledonia, the Tongan people were a talented seafaring people & fearsome warriors. They were once a Noble but Humble people, but unfortunately, some of today's Tongans have let their Pride turn to Arrogance, & all the great deeds done by their ancestors are being destroyed by a bunch of these arrogant thugs.
Stop the hatred between our other Polynesian Brothers & Sisters. We all have a proud history to look back at, no matter what Nation we're from.

POLYNESIA, UNITE !! If only this petty bickering between Island nations could stop, & all Polynesia could unite as one entity, it would give us all a stronger voice on the world stage. As a Proud Tongan, this is what I feel in my heart. To all the people who just hate Tongans for the sake of hating, I'm sorry you feel that way. You've just met the wrong Tongans. Peace & Love.
by TrueTonganHeart June 3, 2011
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Togan

Any object
"Wow, Look at that togan over there!" or "You have a pretty togan"
by Togan Togan December 8, 2016
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The Togan

A powerful and destructive beast, sometimes functions as a bounty hunter or servant for a more powerful King, The Togan has 3 key weapons, His Claws Of Steel, His Furious 100 yard Tail he uses as a whip, and of course his Sword of Cheyann. The Togan's skin is half iron and has spike strips all over it which makes The Togan hard to kill.
When The Togan worked for King Allah, he was sent to bring down and restle the corpse of Ajkabah.
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when a woman lies on her stomach at the top of stairs and the man sticks his penis in her asshole and rides her down the stairs
Wendy got a black eye from the tobogan last night
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[TonganGangPig]

Pig Is A Slang In Tongan For Someone Who Has A Passion For The Streets. And A Person Who Don't Care About Nun But Getting Revenge On The Opposite Gangs. "I'll Call pig keep playing cuuh" on tcg
Keep talking ima tongangangpigyou
by Tongan Gang December 14, 2019
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tongan

The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.

TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS
Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!

Tongan Guy: Malo fred!

Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.

Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll

Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.

Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.

Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!

Tongan Guy: ....
by Hafekasi April 20, 2008
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