Toemultiplicationitis

A condition where toes start growing all over the bottom, and sometimes top, of the feet. This condition is curable by ingesting wasabi and rubbing it on the infected areas. If this condition persists, the toes will start to grow on the ankles, and in some rare cases, the hands.

Remember to drink lots of water and avoid calcium rich foods so Toemultiplicationitis does not get out of control.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020

tomus

A rather fat person who enjoys eating fast food, more specifically McDonald’s.

Person 1: Stop eating so much!
Person 2: But I’m a Tomus!

by localairdropper October 22, 2022

Mote Tome

Mote tome means anything you want it to. You can use it as any part of speech. Superlative and musical in nature.

"Mote tome that shit!"

"Mote to the motherfucking TOME!"

Ya know this song needs a little more Mote Tome.

by mister.G June 26, 2014

tomfuckery

When your friend does something really fucking stupid and doesn't stop

Bill Im not sure if I can take anymore of your tomfuckery

Well I can keep going until your all tomfuckered out

I rip you in half you little shit!

Well come get some old man

Come here you scaly fuck

Im shoving your soul down an interdenominational starcase

NO! all these soul stairs!

by Mirik November 2, 2017

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

Tomura Shigaraki

literally god. like he came down from the heavens. he's the most beautiful person alive. he's the prettiest boy. he's the best boy :')

person a: do u like tomura shigaraki from mha?

person b: ofc. he's beautiful and precious

by knotvanessa April 4, 2021

Tome bagel

A wanna-be knacker. Thinks they're hardcore, but usually you don't want to mess with them anyways.

Tome bagel: Are you fuckin' jokin' me, ya flute get outta me face ''fore I break it for ya, ri'?

Victim: I'm sorry.

by rakaruma September 30, 2009