Tolga

A synonym for "God of Thots"
Orginated from the turksich language the best language ever spoken by all gods.
It can also mean "Pussy destroyer" or "la di da di da, slob on me know".

People who are named Tolga are basically gods.

"Dude, you are so cool and hip and fresh and hop and your penis is sooo huge, are u a tolga ?"

by Tolga|the|god June 6, 2018

Tolman

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"

"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)

by Constance Farder February 23, 2017

Tolani

a girl who has a perfect body and is stalked around by fit boys including perverts she's bossy and somtimes quiet.
She like to have a lauhg and can never say no to fun.

Guy : I saw a girl who had a perfect body shape

Guys friend : oh it must be a tolani

by tikyle October 31, 2011

Tolani

The most gorgeous and perfect girl to walk the Earth. She is super funny, and did I mention beautiful? Everyone loves a Tolani! Boys can't resist her and she has the most amazing body ever! There is no comparing yourself to Tolani. Although her name means "lady", it doesn't mean she's that innocent, goody-two-shoes girl that obeys all the rules, she's her own person. She'll do whatever she wants when she wants and the people around her won't want to stop her. she also gets her self into lots of trouble by following the crowed but doesn't really learn from her mistakes.

Alan: "I saw Tolani yesturday"
Ed: "wow ur really lucky"

by opposite June 24, 2012

tolja

Shorthand for, "told you." Pronounced similar to TOLD-ya but with a more accurate phonetic 'j'.

"I knew I shouldn't have played with those chainsaws."
"Tolja."

by decibel_uo January 31, 2014

tolot

Another way of spelling church, due to English's weird pronunciation rules. The 't' makes a /ch/ sound like in the word "picture" and the 'olo' makes an /ur/ sound like in the word "colonel".

Person 1: I go to tolot on Sunday.
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Church, it's an alternate spelling with the same pronunciation.

by ManBlo July 12, 2023

tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006