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i told you 

the most over used phrase by sweet girlfriends
i told you it was a mc chubble not mc chubbin

i told you im always right
i told you by mp001 July 22, 2011

See, I told you so 

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh
To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.
See, I told you so by Alex April 25, 2003

what if i told you a story 

Unreleased Shawn Mendes' song. He uploaded it to instagram centuries ago, the mendes army has been waiting for it since forever. So if someday you see twitter freaking out over Shawn actually releasing it pelase send oxygen, we'll thank you forever.
Shawn: What if i told you a story...
Mendes Army: OMG YOU NEED TO MAKE A FULL VERSION

*a eternity later*

Mendes Army: Shawn we're still waiting for what if I told you a story
Shawn:
Mendes Army: Shawn Peter Raul Mendes don't you dare...
Shawn: Hey guys!! I'm watching Harry Potter for 47238989329th time haha.

I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

"Telling other to suck dick and then fuck off" but translated from Cantonese to English.
@everyone I told you to have the twist, the cock's dead.

PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO 

When that bitch you hate annoys you and you need a way to tell them to back off.
PATRICIA I TOLD YOU NO, STOP FUCKING AROUND!

i told you dog

use this phrase when your friend says that they can do it when they can't.
example: Friend: i will be rich tomorrow! the next day, not rich. you: i told you dog!
i told you dog by 22 years November 20, 2020