Shorthand for Totally Obfuscating Krap- oh, I mean, Theory of Knowledge. A subject required by the IB (International Baccalaureate) for high school students, in order to earn a maximum of the three points and a minimum of complete schooling failure, it is usually optional and comes with comparatively little or no risk to students taking this subject as part of a Philosophy degree in university.
It is an excellent generator of anger, irritation, insanity and the odd musical rendition (see The TOK Song by Captain Angry and the BadMoods)
It is an excellent generator of anger, irritation, insanity and the odd musical rendition (see The TOK Song by Captain Angry and the BadMoods)
by resiloon June 24, 2009
1. Philosophy course required for the IB Diploma program
2. As in TOK Essays
3. Teachers that talk to much teach this course
2. As in TOK Essays
3. Teachers that talk to much teach this course
1. SHIITE I have TOK next block and I don't know wtf all these philosophers did...
2. Hey is that TOK essay due tomorrow? Yeah... FUCK...<6 hours later on turnitin.com>...Your essay is *99%* copied, have a nice night!
3. Ahem
2. Hey is that TOK essay due tomorrow? Yeah... FUCK...<6 hours later on turnitin.com>...Your essay is *99%* copied, have a nice night!
3. Ahem
by erOhead July 30, 2003
A pointless class.
Required by IB, TOK teaches students how to respond to totally bogus statements and opinions they don't even care about. The class consists of material from famous dead guys like Descarte, Dochevesky, and Wittgenstein.
The first day everyone is super excited to learn about the meaning of life, but 15 minutes into the first class everyone already knows that this is going to be a long semester. This is the class where most IB kids learn and hone their insane BS skills.
Required by IB, TOK teaches students how to respond to totally bogus statements and opinions they don't even care about. The class consists of material from famous dead guys like Descarte, Dochevesky, and Wittgenstein.
The first day everyone is super excited to learn about the meaning of life, but 15 minutes into the first class everyone already knows that this is going to be a long semester. This is the class where most IB kids learn and hone their insane BS skills.
Student 1: Hey, did you write that paper on the nature of man for TOK yet?
Student 2: Psh, I wrote that on the bus, the usual BS...
Student1: I feel ya; I feel like this is becoming second nature to me.
Student 2: Psh, I wrote that on the bus, the usual BS...
Student1: I feel ya; I feel like this is becoming second nature to me.
by Shaday July 11, 2008
an extremely boring and useless subject,amongst the useless shit you learn in school,TOK has got to be by far the most useless piece of shit ever to have been invented by the stupid mother fuckers who invented school in the first place.Thanks for nothing shitheads.
Oh god we have TOK fuuuuuuuuuuuk.
by michael jackson December 07, 2004
It’s a simple equation really;
the most useless thing you can imagine, multiplied by the current population = Theory of Knowledge.
Crackheads: How do we know we exist?
Founders of IB: Genius.
the most useless thing you can imagine, multiplied by the current population = Theory of Knowledge.
Crackheads: How do we know we exist?
Founders of IB: Genius.
by Octococeres November 21, 2019
by drizzygod69 April 06, 2020
I'd rather be YouTubeing that toking.
I was all about people making vibes, but I refuse to watch people tok.
I was all about people making vibes, but I refuse to watch people tok.
by J Pratt June 26, 2023