toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.

by Ms T February 21, 2003

Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride

Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows

by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009

toffee strings

The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue

I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!

by Hola Alan! August 31, 2006

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

toffel

Swedish word for being whipped.

Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god

by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008

Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.

That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!

by Tonan4life October 5, 2011