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Toenail

Someone who is so far up someone else's arse all you can see is their toenails.
Dave is such a toenail.
by Gabber268 September 29, 2021
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toenail

A sexy bit of skin found on the end of (usually female) toes.
be a good boy and i might let you paint my toenails said gemmaa
by gemma's foot slave March 5, 2005
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toenail

A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.
*see ingrown toenail
He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail
by AMTcgy August 18, 2005
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toenail

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.
"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.
by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008
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toenail

A mass of hard dead, dry skin cells found on your toe, very closely related to fingernails.
I have a magic toenail, i keep it on my foot, it keeps me nice and safe from harm when something goes kaplut.
by wendy lane May 23, 2003
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toenail

Someone that is total l33tage. Someone that don't give a fuck what you or anyone thinks. Someone that isn't afraid to post with people knowing it was him. Someone that can boot people from a certain guild. Someone that thinks you are a pussy
Man, I hope that Toenail guy doesn't know who I am.
by Toenail August 19, 2006
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ingrown toenail

The most painful thing some onecan go through..its where your toenail curves and starts to cut threw skin.
That ingrown toenail hurts like hell!!

My ingrown toenail is causing an infection.

They cut my toe off be cause of the ingrown toenail!
by One painful thing December 28, 2005
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