toe jam

verb: the act of inserting one's junk between the pointer and big toe

noun: the sticky result of the above action

1. Johnny toe jammed Cindy till the cows came home.

2. Timmy wondered why Joe was sporting a big wad of toe jam on his left foot.

by I <3 toe jamming January 13, 2005

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Also known as TBF (Toe bumfuck), it is the sexual technique whereby one fucks someone in the ass with their toe.

"Last night, I was drunk and walking down Yonge street, and I went into an alleyway to puke. There was a naked hobo passed out there!"
"Did you puke on him?"
"No, I toe-jammed that motherfucker"
"Dude, wtf."

by Trace Element August 16, 2005

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An insulting reference to someone affiliated with the University of Southern California (also known as the "University of Second Choice" or the "University of Spoiled Children." The mascot of the University is one Thomas the Trojan, also known as Tommy Trojan. Thomas is often prophylactically sheathed in plastic in order to protect him from his admirers at that fine cross-town academic institution, the University of California at Los Angeles.

Did you SEE those Toe Jams crying all over their Cardinal and Gold jammies after Stanford spanked them?

by fugitive September 30, 2004

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sweaty and sticky build up of fungus and dead skin in between may also result in a rash

Damn that trollop Kiralee had some nasty toe jam

by Pj & Tj November 30, 2007

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Toe Jam (verb)- to deeply disturb an unspecting sleeping or awake victim by spearing them in the anus with your big toe.

Note* When toe jamming against denim extra effort will be needed.

1. "Susan you just need to go over there and toe jam him, he's such a jerk."

2. "Man, last i met girl last night she was so drunk she asked me to toe jam her."

by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010

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