Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014

Toddler

Little children who are not oldenough to talk back and give you attitude. cute and gives you a reason to relive your childhood and "not" look stupid!

Tristan is a well behaved todler.

by Havilah December 5, 2004

toddler

human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

Toddlering

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021

toddler

a human baby

Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler.

by frabrizio October 23, 2020

toddler

Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?

Somebody tell that toddler his XXXL Elmo-as-Scarface airbrushed t-shirt is not cool.

by read a book February 16, 2008

toddler

Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.

by Rachael September 26, 2004