Tablone

A phone that's so big it is basically a tablet.

This phone is so big it looks like I'm holding a book to my head.
That's not a phone, that's a tablone!

by Chix September 17, 2013

Tobonest

when molly is a massive, lazy retard and cant say "to be honest"

richard : "its sunny"
stan : "tobonest it is rather sunny my dear fellow"

by I eat blue tack for my supper May 20, 2020

toplong

When a chick's torso is proportionally too long for her legs.

"I think that girl is really cute"
"nah... she's too toplong."

by who_da_man June 30, 2008

toolonoscopy

Contrary to a colonoscopy where a Dr. sticks a camera up ones ass to examine the colon, this is a social procedure in which one finds out the full extent to which another is a tool.

It is usually based on growing concerns that one is a tool.

I think we need to give Jim a toolonoscopy man, he's really playing favorites and getting used along with that...

by Toolie Toolerson February 19, 2011

toblo

If someone calls you a Toblo, it means that you are either 1.Gay 2. An absolute retard 3. Big gay 4. A sexy nice guy.

Carson: dude Carter is such a toblo! Person 2: I know right

by Lippy Tissy November 20, 2020

toblong

A toblong is someone who is mediocre at public speaking but also that one brand of long life milk that no one likes.
He usually likes play games but also is weirdly good at everything he does. Also very sexy.

Friend 1 "Hey have you seen that new toblong recently?"

Friend 2 "Yeah man, he's so hot and sexy, but also average."

by Tobyone1Kenobi March 28, 2022

TobyOnTheTele

a pink, ambiguous queen on youtube just looking for some gay sex.

TobyOnTheTele is a coward

by HeheDucky February 13, 2019