Event (noun): A month-long event in which an individual attempts to cockblock another individual as frequently as possible
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Game (noun): A month-long competition in which single males compete to prevent their opponent's from getting laid. Score is kept as follows - One to three points per cockblock (points awarded based on originality and inventiveness), one to three points per getting laid (points awarded based on attractiveness of the slampiece). Most points at the end of the month wins.
An honest game in which even ugly guys can win
Example 1
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
Chad: Yo, you nail that slampiece last night?
Bryce: Naw, man
Chad: What happened, homie?
Bryce: Fucking Kalan and his damn Cockblock-tober bullshit. Good luck getting laid for 31 days while this dickhead is around.
Example 2
Dirk: Bro, nobody's getting laid this month
Clark: Why? Bitches on their periods?
Dirk: Naw, dawg... It's Cockblock-tober and this year, I'm takin' home the gold.
by RupertBlaylock September 26, 2011
Get the Cockblock-tobermug. by urban dictionary gods . October 18, 2020
Get the tober dorstenmug. "Happy thot-tober"
by Woolly mama October 29, 2018
Get the Thot-tobermug. Person A: Yeah and then I flipped off the cop and ran away.
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha
Person B: Ahh... So I'm going to assume that you were "Sotally Tober" on this occasion.
Person A: Well duh hahahaha
by wonder wo(rd)man March 20, 2010
Get the Sotally Tobermug. Ronja Tober is the definition of fancyness. She is a party person and you have to take her out. She is always a good person to have a lil chitchat with. Place some Kpop around her and she is going to melt people's faces off with awesome dance moves
by Alishö January 7, 2018
Get the Ronja Tobermug. A term often used in Yorkshire but believed first used in Dublin, Ireland. Tober is used to describe a young male who acts like an out of control famous individual and may be referred to as a "rock and roll star".
by Yorkshireslangman March 27, 2022
Get the TOBERmug. by Hipster2 October 24, 2022
Get the Nut Tobermug.