tittalitismustacocius

An occupational hazzard during an examination.

While the tittalitis inspector was doing an examination of a heshe's tits, he laughed to hard while urinating causing the condition of mustacocius.

by tittas January 12, 2005

Tittyitus

A mental disorder where your brain is severely distracted by a nice rack of boobs.

I was trying to get things done at work this morning, but Lisa's low cut outfit gave me a bad case of tittyitus.

by Mr SnotNose August 8, 2016