more useless than tits on a nun

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

useless as tits on a boar hog

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 11, 2005

Tits on a chicken

Completely worthless, useless.

As useless as tits on a chicken.

by clahck June 17, 2010

tits on you

Too bad. You deserve the outcome.

If you don't leave sufficient time for the security line at the airport, and subsequently miss your flight, well, tits on you.

by jerkyboy68 May 21, 2013

Tits on a Ritz

Meaning great, awesome, wonderful, fabulous, bitchen, neat etc.
From the advertisement tag line “Every thing is great when it sits on a Ritz”
And what is greater than tits? Not much!

Look at that car, it's tits on a Ritz

by Farsidefan February 2, 2009

Tits on a stick

A very thin woman with huge breasts.

Beth was so this she looked like tits on a stick.

by Leon February 27, 2003