titbuster

Any tool that can be used to destroy a woman's tits (breasts).

Jimmy: Damn dude, have you seen Joe's penis? It's a titbuster.

Allen: I know man. He made a cock sandwich with Joyce's titties and next thing you know her chest exploded.

by pokerjuicer January 16, 2010

Titushka

(Originally in Ukraine) A thug, usually with a martial arts background, paid by the goverment and acting under auspices of police to incite violence, provoke unlawful behaviour amoung peaceful protesters, engage public in scuffles and fights. Normally pretends to be one of the demonstrators, clad in dark sportswear of Adidas or similar brand

During violent police crackdown, titushkas were primarily engaging independent journalists

by 1sko December 30, 2013

Trophy Shelf Tities

Large breasts that do not sag, by sitting on top of a fat roll.

The turtleneck Natalie was wearing at the Christmas party really showed off her Trophy Shelf Tities.

by Rhinestone Tubs May 13, 2010

Titus

An awesome name shared by not many. He is a smart thinker, bold speaker, strong leader but not cocky, loves music, always smiles, has a lover, courteous, not shy with girls. Once a friend, he'll stay a good friend.

"You're so lucky to have Titus as your brother"

Girl: "Here's my cool boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Is he a Titus?"

by otterblue July 18, 2011

titus bramble

What a shambles
i just messed up

related to Titus bramble - awful wigan defender

"titus Bramble" - i just fucked up

by lukeyddddd March 3, 2009

Etch-a-Tities

Using a lady friends tits as a the knobs on an Etch-a-Sketch to create beautiful works of art. She holds a pencil and draws according to the turns.

You better come over with a pencil.
Is it time for Etch-a-Tities already?

by DoubleAnonymous August 22, 2010

Kevin Titus

The greatest man to roam the earth. Should be treaded with the upmost respect, like a god in fact.

‘Woah’
‘What’s up’
‘That guy over there, he’s Kevin Titus’
‘Oh shit’ (Bowing frantically)

by PostboxMissile November 13, 2018