rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

Tiparillo

Passing a fart though your tightey-whiteys that leaves a brown stain, such as the Tiparillo TV commercial where the actor blows smoke through a white handkerchief leaving a nicotine stain.

Dude, that stinks!
Yea, I think I just left a tiparillo in my drawers.

by Tiparillo December 27, 2010

Titanic Turd

A longer than usual turd that breaks in half on its way down.

Dude, i just backed out a massive titanic turd.

by kungfumermaid March 3, 2015

Titanic submersible

Off brand Xbox controller activated death box in a tin can for rich people.

As if there hasn't been enough people dying from the titanic.

Also look up "titanic submersible memes" they are hilarious

Wanna go die in a titanic submersible?

by kw13cheer June 22, 2023

Titanic Moment

Similar to how people don’t realize that Jack and Rose from the Titanic movie aren’t based on real people, a moment of realization that shocks you to your core which is also pretty common knowledge.

“Bro I had a crazy realization the other day when I found out the stripper pole spins not the stripper”

‘Dude what a Titanic moment’

“Yeah man I never fuckin knew! How crazy’”
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“What’s your Titanic moment?”

‘For the longest time I thought people from the past saw in black and white’

“You didn’t know that?? That’s one hell of a Titanic moment”

by titanic_luvah69 October 24, 2023

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

by Arkaaito December 9, 2008