a tantard is a 'special' girl who is retarded and extremley clumsey. tends to drop things, forgets simple things such as a pair of gloves, but is also a very lovable creature and tends to make people laugh with her tantardedness.

tantard:
1)simple retarded things such as forgetting her gloves on a freezing cold day and has to waste presious time going home for them

2)clumseyness, often tends to drop hot chocolate either over herself or all over a train station floor.

by spaztard January 11, 2008

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Titantric

A type of sex that is so forcefully "hot 'n' heavy" that its vigorous oscillations can sink a huge ocean liner.

Supposedly just the act of Jack's and Rose's passionate kissing was all that it took to sink the infamous White Star liner (in the 1997 film, the ship's lookouts were distracted by watching the lovebirds making out, and thus they did not observe the iceberg in time to avoid a collision), but maybe the vessel's already-heat-weakened-by-the-coal-bunker-fire hull had been further fatigued by the lovers' previous Titantric lovemaking, and so perhaps the great ship would have gone down sooner or later in any case.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

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