Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

Witch tits

Small male breasts that are pointed (moobs). Usually on a larger male. Commonly seen when a male is sunbathing/has his top off.

Bloody hell, look at his little witch tits!

by Jameessyyy May 29, 2018

flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager

Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit

by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006

lick a witches tit

to suck it up, just do it

hey im too tired to go to the sock hop tonight "hey kris just lick a witches tit bro"

by mmmjellyfish July 12, 2009

As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

As dry as A witch's tit

Referring to something extremely dry.

The Sahara dessert is as dry as A witch's tit

by rock musika September 3, 2021

Hot As A Witch's Tit

1) When it's so hot outside, you practically melt.

2) An expression one says when it's too freaking hot out.

Shaneequah: L'Shundra! I walked outside earlier, and guhh. It wuz hot as a witch's tit!

Charles: Holy French Toast! It's hot as a witch's tit out here, Reginald!

by Rikki Tikki July 24, 2011