tissekone

The danish word for "vagina" directly translated to peeing wife. Commonly used for small children as a replacement for vagina. Also used by old annoying sex teachers.

Tisse: Peeing
Kone: Wife

Mom: Go clean your tissekone!
Child: Okay mommy!
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Teacher: The boy inserts the penis into the tissekone
Student: OMG JUST SAY VAGINA YOU OLD HAG

by DaDanishDictionary September 7, 2017

Tissemaned

when someone puts a penis as your wallpaper

A: Why is Kenneth screaming?

B: I think he just got tissemaned!
A: Ohh... Someone put a penis as his wallpaper?
B: Yeahhh... But he likes it
A: I know! Kenneth just LOVE penis
B: In his butthole?
A: WOW dude.. thats a little too far, but yes!

by The Champ! May 21, 2011

tissefant

tissefant is a word that you use when you get mad, you can also say to youre friends that they are a tissefant and then they is getting mad at you:)

wassup G, you smell like a tissefant

by T O B I May 22, 2021

tissekone

Tisse kone is a danish word for pussy.
Mostly used by parents or teachers when talking about sex.

The boy stick his dick into his girlfriends ''tissekone''
victor marcussen

by vikkem123XDXDXD December 31, 2016

tissemanselanse

a danish slang word for something extremely ugly and/or extremely long. commonly used by the danish trampertøs

Wow! that's so tissemanselanse, and not in a good way

by Svinepind May 16, 2023

Tissekone

"Tissekone" comes from an old, rural Danish tradition, in which a man, on the morning after his wedding night, would have his penis held and wiped off by the oldest virgin in the village, while and after taking his morning piss. This task obviously wasn't very attractive, so even today the word carries some slightly negative connotations. The English word "tissue" is derived from this practice.

Congratulations Margaret! you have been chosen to be the Tissekone for Frederik's wedding!

by mettemor December 25, 2023