tired

Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.

Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!

by humpstick November 14, 2003

tire

A term for your asshole because its black and round.

"Dude, this girl wants to lick my tire!"

by ALEx nando January 14, 2010

tired

Go to fucking SLEEP!
You'll thank me for this!

Man1: Man I'm tired...
Man2: (punches Man2 in temple, whom promptly goes to sleep.)

by da Realest nig September 29, 2007

tired

what mindless people type into the little "look up" box on urbandictionary..because they are bored, and most likely tired its a vicious circle

why are is this a definition? everyone knows what it means...i guess im dumbfuc to...oh well

by noflyway99 April 7, 2005

Tires

Black olives

No I don't want that pizza. It has tires on it.

by JazzyBlu February 18, 2019

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

tired

What you probably are if you're on here too much.

Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.

by TravisRexFord March 4, 2009