Tim Hortons
Kid 1: You going to Tim Hortons after school?
Kid 2: Hell yeahhh. It's the coolest place to be on weekdays, mang.
Kid 2: Hell yeahhh. It's the coolest place to be on weekdays, mang.
Tim Hortons by Shel.B January 14, 2010
Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
Tim Hortons by Oanid March 18, 2020
Tim Hortons
Tim Hortons by timmies suck July 26, 2010
Tim Hortons
Canada's version of Starbucks. Unfortunatly Canadain Tim Hortons investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corparation (no Wendy's didn't purchase them, Tim Hortons owned a parent company Tims Donught Stores in the US who also had connections to Wendys. When TD Stores went under Tim Hortons CEO and investors made a deal with Wendys to keep the Tim brand in the United States, Investors purchased 38% of the Wendys Corp.) Starbucks would domonate Canada, but when Tim Hortons joined with Wendys they went on a store opening spree across Canada with all there surplus money( they did this around the same time Starbucks entered the Canadian market)
American visting Canadian relative: "hey wanna go to starbucks with me?"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
Other Canadian: "eww Starbucks is American, Americans corparations suck! They are trying to take over Canada EHHHH? EH EH EH? EH!!!! I ONLY eat at Tim Hortons"
American visting Canadian relative: "excuse me? Starbucks rocks"
Tim Hortons by Jenna May 21, 2006
Tim Hortons
The Canadian version of Dunkin’ Donuts but way better. They have coffee iced drinks bagels donuts breakfast and lunch and so much more they’re open 24 seven and they are the best Canadian cafe. Often shorten to Tim’s or Timmies
Tim Hortons by CodeBlueCodeBlue August 13, 2020
Tim Hortons
The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.
Their motto:
Always fresh.
We know better....
Their motto:
Always fresh.
We know better....
Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
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Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
Tim Hortons by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009