tighty whities

very tight, white, embarassing, elastic band, underwear and if seen in a locker room you will be wedgied or form expeirience spanked, clothes taken, and forced 2 run around the school in ur tighty whities which you realized have been switched with size small and barely hold your weener in actually dont hold your penis in.
I have all types of tighty whities: i have white , yellow, purple, litght blue, then i have bikinis: blue, yellow and red then i have speedos: blue, green, pink, red, gray, and black but i accidently bought small so my penis is being strangled and one time an old guy came up to me in the local locker room and said boy you need a bigger size you dont have a big one but i mean i buy my grandson bigger pairs then under his breath but he does have a bigger one.
by wedgie May 31, 2007
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What nerds and geeks wear. It is a cool dudes duty to give a hanging wedgie to all tighty whitie wearers.
I once had no Boxers left so I wore tighty whities on a gym day. My classmates gave me a Swirly as punishment.
by James the sore butt July 24, 2005
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It¨is an underware that the nerds (as me) and fat wear. It will help u if you have an erection, because your penis look smaller, but if they see u that u are wearing that, they are gonna give you an atomic wedgie, hanging wedgie, and all tipes of wedgies.
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Yesterday, in the bathroom of my school, I found a dollar in the floor. I went hold it, but a guy that was behind me, saw my ass and the resort of my tighty whities, He screams: A nerd with tighty whities!!! and everybody came to make me a wedgie.
First, cleared my clothes (expet my tighty whities), they did me atomic wedgie, next they put my head in the W.C. and next, they put my tighty whities in a hook and left me there 3 hours, until I tried to escame and my tighty whities brake down...
by Wedgied96 December 04, 2008
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white briefs that come in 3 or 6 packs, usually Hanes, Fruit of the Loom, or Jockey brand. Worn by prepubescent boys and men whose moms still buy their underwear for them.
Pull up your pants! Your tighty whities are showing.
by greekmonkey March 18, 2004
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what guys w/ sexy asses should wear but dont cuse they are too cool
what fat kids wear because their mom still buys them their underwear
for heven sakes just buy some boxers
also what i found on my floor this morning
jesse should wear tighty whities cause hes too damn sexy to not show his ass
by mime June 02, 2005
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Form-fitting white underwear without the unnecessary constricting "thigh sleeves" of the supposedly superior boxer-brief. Associated, strangely enough, with both the very young and the very old. A beautiful, sexy, practical undergarment tradition that is in danger of being lost to popular backlash. Its last hope may lie in the fetishization of embarrassment, especially in a certain subculture of gay and bi-curious men.
Oh my God, you wear tighty whities? How dorky! Why am I getting hard right now?
by Villeville July 23, 2021
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undewear that only uncool people that suold get a wedgie
friday I was waring tighty whities in school and someone gave me a Marvan and then gave me a hanging wedgie on a bathroom stall door for 2 hours. I told on them and nothing hapend so I have to have another wedgie for the hole day. it herts
by wedgie man 4658 April 18, 2009
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