tennessee tightrope

when you fuck a girl in the ass and the bitch got diarrea all over your dick and you wipe your cock from her chin down her stomch

Hey Joe, do you think its a good idea to give Beverly a Tennessee Tightrope tonight?

by bandp April 20, 2007

Belgian Tightrope

The act in which someone is suspended in air by multiple penis's. Specifically in the anus, mouth, and both hands, thus resulting in the form of a tightrope. This position was started in Belgium due to the low amount of bridges and women.

Bob: "Did you hear about Jack?"
Doctor: "No, but please tell."
Bob: "Well he was on the receiving end of a Belgian Tightrope."
Doctor: "Oh my! When did this happen, and why is your penis so swollen?"
Bob: "About 20 minutes ago. Question doc, if your penis takes the weight of 115 pounds while being erect and you hear a loud pop, is that bad?"

by TheUnforgiven1N June 24, 2011

my tightrope to walk

A phrase concerning a responsibility of oneself, usually along the lines of being a personal burden or curse. A synonym to "My cross to bear"

I hate being the designated fat girl of the group, but I know that it is my tightrope to walk

by Roitz October 22, 2010

Walking The Urban Tightrope

The act of maneuvering your bike around people on a pavement or other public area, without knocking into anyone.

If you make physical contact with anyone whilst doing this, you fall off 'The Tightrope'. As a consequence, you've created a very awkward situation, as well as making a fool of yourself.

'Walking The Urban Tightrope' can sometimes be a tricky business.

by Mr. Belvedere October 05, 2007

Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope

The most random thing the human brain can whip up within the 21st century.

Fucking, Elbow Macaroni on a Tightrope.

by YankyStanky December 28, 2018

irish tightrope

Pulling the skin of a dick and twisting it so you can stand on it

The horny slut wanted to give the young child an Irish tightrope

by Alex sock February 19, 2018

Trudeau Tightrope

When you tie buttplugs to both ends of a string, insert one buttplug in one man's anus, and the other in another man's. Have the men crawl on their knees away from eachother until the string is tight. This is a Trudeau Tightrope.

I saw two gay dudes do a Trudeau Tightrope so tight you could use it as a clothesline.

by Canadamans September 28, 2022