teringkut

Dutch expression. Literally, it would translate as "tuberculosiscunt", as "tering" is a slang word for tuberculosis, an kut = cunt. You might say, to illustrate your disapproval or malcontent about a situation: "dat is ontzettend teringkut", or, about a person:"wat een ontzettende teringkut". Or, "wat een onzettend teringkutwijf". in the latter two expressions you'd be referring to a person (as in: what a fucking cunt), whereas in the first, you'd be describing a situation, rather more equivalent to "what a fucking shit" or "that fucking sucks".

Wat een teringkutwijf. Oh, dit is echt ontzettend teringkut.

by Gleufje March 20, 2017

flat tiring

the act of stepping on the backs of other peoples shoes causing them to trip or completely loose your shoe.

"Yo, did you see that kid flat tiring that poor kid in the hall?"
-"Yeah dude, he completely lost his shoe and all the people were kicking it around..i felt really bad for him."

by forkandspoon February 4, 2010

Tigering

Cheating on your hot Swedish wife with media whores.

I got bored with my 27 year old wife, so I started Tigering and ruined my career.

by drzimo December 14, 2009

saber-tooth tigering

Saber-tooth tigering is a step beyond what a cougar does. Instead of a lady in her late 30's/early 40's, its more like a lady in her late 50's/early 60's.

This is a step beyond cougaring, because

This lady is basically a horny old grandma that nails younger men.

Holy shit! Grandma is saber-tooth tigering that groomsman!

by ChrisR1 September 6, 2007

Timering

Used in Dutch (only?) slang to indicate a state of waiting

Who are we timering (waiting) for?
Lets timer (wait) here.

by HARDE GUY January 13, 2009

spare tiring

Third wheeling for two couples, so one would be the fifth person (fifth wheel), hence the name spare tire.

Ricky and Jane went with John and Rachel to the movies on a double date. They invited David too. David politely declined, however, telling them that he didn't want to spend a perfectly good Friday night spare tiring.

by Whitest Black Person October 27, 2016

tering

Tering, de
woord van hollandse makelij, dat veronderstel ik ten minste
kan zowel een scheldwoord als een ziekte zijn (aangezien het een hollands woord is)
word ook vaak gebruikt om een situatie te beschrijven

krijg dan toch de stinktering ja
kapotlauwe teringtyfusjoden
rot dan op teringslet
wat een teringweertje is dit seg!

by Niki February 5, 2005