cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.

" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"

by JoeOde January 17, 2017

getting thirsty

You want to get drunk as fuck for thirsty thursday.
you need to quench your thirst and its only wednesday.
You finally reach thursday and get super smashed.

Used among college students.

Stussed

Tyrone: "Im getting thirsty, man"

Kimbo: "Relax fool its only wednesday. One more day."

by 2town November 11, 2009

thirsty hoe

1. a female who constantly wants a boyfriend

2. a person who should drink more water to quench their thirst

3. someone who needs to realize that you don't need a boyfriend to feel beautiful or blend in with the crowd

1. Omg, Jessica is such a thirsty hoe. She's had three boyfriends in one week!

2. Teresa: *see's by passer* oooh, I would do him! *see's another* Did you see that guy? He was sooo sexy, I want him in my bed!

Leslea: Go buy ten gallons of water, because you sound like a thirsty hoe, & you got a man!

3. Don't be a thirsty hoe, you're too good for him.

by Homeygdog November 2, 2013

thirsty girl

A girl who desperately craves the touch and attention of a man

Anna: OMG I neeed a boyfriend!!!
Nicole: STFU you thirsty girl! Have a glass of water instead.

by Cantseeme November 28, 2013

thirsty firstie

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

by knle March 15, 2017

thirsty thot

a thot that's begging for it

damn, look at Hayley begging for it, what a thirsty thot

by s;lkjlkjsah'jtpe5h9o30u8y648y9 February 5, 2018

Milk Thirsty

Wanting to or needing to consume a whole gallon of milk in a day or 2.

Steve and Jessica are so dang Milk Thirsty, ive just noticed my whole gallon is gone that i just bought 2 days ago!

That baby is so Milk Thirsty she just consumed the whole gallon in 2 days!

I think i might have a bowl of cereal.*opens fridge* damn i knew i shouldnt have invited them over they are Milk Thirsty.

by 351KingofAnnilation December 4, 2012