thwomp

To thwack and to whomp simultaneously.

J.C. sure could thwomp that bass guitar!

by Eckhard Gerdes December 19, 2006

thwomp

Twenty dollars worth of marijuana.

"Dude, I gotta pick up some thwomps from my dealer today; I've only got two thwomps left!"

"Shit, son."

by vinfiz August 06, 2009

thwomp

To beat a chick across the head, neck, chest or ass with your cock.

"Thwomp," That's what you get when you forget to mop the floor bitch!

by rocco June 22, 2004

Thwomp

To skool someones ass, especially in volleyball

I Thwomped Jordan in volleyball

by Willismyname November 04, 2010

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul October 14, 2015

Thwomp Hammer

The girl performing the handjob proceeds to hold the penis only showing the head and proceeds to hammer the head with her other hand angrily, like the thwomp in Super Mario Bros. Thwomp hammers are common after the one receiving what appears to be a bad handjob criticizes her technique, leading to the painful act and loss of manhood.

guy 1: "I was getting a handjob from this girl and I tried to give her pointers. I don't know why, but she punched my dick so hard why did she do that!?"

guy 2: "Dude, she gave you the thwomp hammer!"

by TheRoommate207 October 30, 2011

ass thwomp

Its a motion one makes with ones ass you gat get yo wide ass thowpin its a motion

ass thwomp baby booty bustin out of yo back pocket.

this girl was ass thwoping last night

by Ueorge December 07, 2004