thweeting

The act of passing gas while wearing a thong.

It sounded like she was thweeting as she got up from her beach blanket.

by Benvenuti March 14, 2014

thwoorp

The sound a hand fan makes when opened rapidly.

No t no shade hunty. *Thwoorp*

by Caleb thwoorple February 23, 2017

thwart pluto

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

by latter day taints December 8, 2013

thwargle

A not so great poop. Similar to a gorgle, a fecal deposit that is neither relieving nor refreshing. A rather unpleasant experience.

I went to the bathroom and excreted a thwargle. Now my day is ruined.

by Willful-Ignorance August 17, 2020

heavy thway

Heavy Thway was born in the darkest chasms of Morder. Forged by Sauron himself no one knows if he is man, beast, or merely legend. Spotted at various times in history, his alleged 8 foot penis has conquered many kingdoms (Egypt, Rome and Athens to name a few). He can only be killed at midnight on January 12th of a leap year, by pouring cold barbecue sauce in his ear while repeatedly penetrating him with a fork. May he live long, and gift us with his presence for many a day.

"Yo I thought I saw Heavy Thway yesterday but it turned out it was The Rock on steroids wielding a huge dildo. Easy mistake"

by Bob666667 September 30, 2013

dick thwomp

When a chubbed penis is dropped on another person's head and left there. Like the Thwomp from Mario 64.

James was sleeping peacefully until Dylan snuck in and dick thwomped his forehead.

by dylpaul December 4, 2015

ThwartFiddle7

The best gamer to ever Gamer ever. I don't care how good you are at COD, he's better than you. Idiot

"That guy still isint as good as ThwartFiddle7 lmao"

by FishTheStick September 3, 2021