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Thunderbolt 

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.
I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.
Thunderbolt by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

Thunderbolt 

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.
Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.
Thunderbolt by Amar L November 28, 2020

Thunderbolt 

"call thunderbolt, they'll help you out!"

"oh you mean marge in charge?"
Thunderbolt by user566245 December 2, 2022

Thunderbolt 

to brutally throw/clobber ice cream at someone in a movie theatre during the movie Thunderbolts
“I got thunderbolted at the movies yesterday

Thunderbolt siren 

A Civil Defense siren made in 1952.

Models
Thunderbolt 1000: single toned chopper that can do Alert and Attack signal
Thunderbolt 1000T: a dual toned version of the Thunderbolt 1000
Thunderbolt 1003: a dual toned chopper with solenoids that gives it the ability to do the Hi-Lo signal
Thunderbolt siren by tigerclaw64 September 14, 2013

Thunderbolt Middle school 

The only middle school in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It is so trashy and run down like the drinking fountain floors have mold growing on them. Half of everyone there is a part of LGBTQIA+ and they never shut up about their opinions. The staff members are discriminating against students with disabilities and mental disorders, and the vice principal is an asshole. The school used to be good but it quickly went downhill after the 2021-22 school year started
Brandon: what school do you go to?

Jason: Thunderbolt Middle school.

Brandon: damn I would kill myself if I iwent there.

Jason: Yeah I can understand that