Trumpaganda

A specific rhetoric involving "alternative facts," misleading misinformation, fear-inducing, word terror, generally poorly written, and structurally unsound. See any sentence spoken by Donald J. Trump

The theory the Mexican government is sending their worst to our country is typical Trumpaganda.

by Amnesiac14 February 1, 2017

Google Thumper

Masturbating anywhere in a Google office

it is said staff at Google loving having a Google Thumper during Lunch

by Greg_the_Smeg February 20, 2019

Trumpaganda

Propaganda, lies, distractions, and alternate facts uttered by Donald Trump and people in his administration.

Kellyanne Conway went on Meet the Press this morning and said that Sean Spicer had alternate facts from the media about how many people attended the inauguration. But a quick review of the reality-based facts revealed it was just another pile of trumpaganda.

by Reynold926 January 22, 2017

Trumpaganda

Much like propoganda but far less believable usually dumb and trivial. Siimilar to propoganda but far more dangerous. Trumpaganda is quickly identified by the statement "Believe Me" preceding or following the utter nonsense.

Don't believe that donkey-shit it is clearly Trumpaganda.

You must be a Donald if you believe that Trumpaganda.

by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Trumpalina

an arrogant sorry excuse for a president. He's a bully yet he can't take criticism of any kind. He cries and bellyaches all the time, using the "fake news" jive line while his selfishness, vanity and corruption are obvious to all. This nickname is derived from TRUMP the Chump + ThumBALINA because despite his overbearing nature and delusions of god-hood, he is a really small pissant excuse of a man.

1. Trumpalina thinks he can do anything he wants since he hijacked the White House. However, he is on Putin's leash because Russianhackers breached U.S. cyberspace security on Election Day to set the Electoral College in Trump's favor. Trumpalina is a traitor, a quisling who is really owned by Vladimir Putin.

2. Trumpalina wants to build a Berlin-type 'Iron Curtain' wall at the Mexican border despite the fact there's border security already. Congress didn't appropriate the money for this wasteful enterprise. Trumpalina throws a hissy fit, he cries like a baby. WAH!

3. Trumpalina wants to scrap Obamacare without anything better. He has embarrassed himself to the rest of the world. He says NATO is obsolete and no allied nation even trusts him. He's a sexist pig, he gropes women and girls and has harassed beauty pageant contestants in the past . He imposed an immigration halt on mostly-Muslim countries - that is, where he has NO business interests. He has had Russian information ministers at the WH and he has openly given ISIS secrets to them. He is a slave to Putin, he openly collaborates with Russia. He is a small man and a sniveling cowardly traitor with a Nero complex. He acts like Caligula. IMPEACH TRUMPALINA NOW.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 2, 2017

Trumparalysis

An inability to accomplish anything due to an overwhelming preoccupation with all things Trump, particularly actions with likely disastrous repurcussions.

I had a bad case of trumparalysis after watchIng the news this morning.

by Ivan Early March 23, 2017

trumpanzee

an irrational and irritable assclownish beast that is completely immunized {hannitized magatized} to logic-or-reason, any-and-all negative facts-or-evidence concerning Trump, and remains a devout and mindless supporter of the buffoon.

Like turds in a public Porta-Potty, Trumpanzees agglomerate in large putrid piles at Trump rallies.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019